Kiome

jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

oldsportyspice:

when you get a test and you actually understand all the questions

Omg I accidentally said that aloud during a test once and someone behind me said “That’s wonderful, Chekov. Now if you please, return to your post and continue,” in a Spock voice.

ranlay:

twerkrivantas:

chickenn-nuggets:

slowbrony:

mischievous-host:

Tamaki calls everyone to tell them that Haruhi is missing

can we just appreciate that Tamaki has portraits of his friends in his house

can we just appreciate that tamaki is the most sincere, loving fucker ever

why are the twins naked together

why wouldn’t they be naked together

8amba:

1280px:

Real-time weather reports

sassy fucks

im-flyer-than-peter-pan:

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

OMG. CAN NOT BREATHE

When my brother's in the shower...

 -waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
 -hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
brother: what?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WOMAN
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL

chariotoffortune:

Best Friends by ♣3

happyheretic:

severalzygons:

civilish:

severalzygons:

civilish:

severalzygons:

civilish:

Do British people not drink ice tea as much as Americans do? What do they drink during the summer?

tea

But it’s hot…

only tea

there are no other drinks

only tea

Wait… What if you don’t like tea?

then the weak die

You think we’re joking but we’re not.